Apparently, if 23 five-year-olds come after me, I'm all set. At least according to this site. Any more than that, and I am in trouble.
If I fudge a few facts -- like saying I'm tall with plenty of martial-arts experience -- the formula allows that I can take as many as 39 at once.
My associate Eric Kay took the same test, and he can only take 21. HA! Not only am I going to kick his arse in the company bracket contest (Georgetown?!? Who thought Georgetown would win the national title?), but I can take more 5-year-olds than he can.
I am THE MAN!